Shortly after both the mexican vodka drinker and the purple shirted wine drinker abandoned the guild and left if to a night elf hunter that cannot be named things went downhill. We couldn't kill the twin emps and most weeks we couldnt even kill Princess Huhuran again. We spent a lot of time fighting with other alliance guilds and horde guilds over green dragons, and mostly losing. The guild was going into a dark age and there was nothing anyone could think of to stop it.

Your's truly had a plan that was years in development for a crisis situation just like this. I had been raiding with my friends that were not good at WoW in a guild called Thoradins Legacy and there were a handful of good players in it. As the Naxxramus launch came closer and closer P osiedo was getting closer to it's ultimate demise. P oseido was our baby, we created it and we were going to protect it, and since everyone else in P oseido was stupid I ended up doing everything.

As it turns out the guild leader of Thoradins Legacy was E-dating one of my RL friends and that whore abruptly called the E-relationship off to E-date Nox from RCW. Considering no one liked Nox or the E-whore, i decided to talk all the decent players in TL into joining P oseido thus destroying TL from the inside out. Many people were upset with this(they didnt get invited to P oseido), but most were happy, especially since P oseido would live to see NAxx in all it's glory. I may also have been extremely drunk the entire time this happened, it's kind of blurry.

(as a side note, the only person to survive this merger was Clotho)

So anyways, our baby lives on and all are happy... Until Naxx, until I had to hand pick a group of 40 people that would get to raid out of a group of 70. At heart I am a very nice person and it pains me to have to tell people they cannot raid because they suck, I put on a facade as to not let my weakness be know to the world. Now my secret is out!

I dont recall if doc covered this part but I'm too lazy to scroll up so ill go over it again. During AQ40, there were a group of 3 brothers on the server that had all been in what is now know as the worst guild to ever grace Deathwing with it's presence, Witch Hunters. One brother was a Mage, one was a Priest, and one was a Warrior. Needless to say, the warrior was a fucking idiot and only wanted leather, so when we needed him to tank he went down faster than dvolt on *insert male name here*'s dick.

This leads us back to Naxx 40, said warrior wanted to be the main tank and the guild leader was retarded so he let him try it. Well, when you try to let mentally retarded people do things that stupid people might be able to handle it usually doesnt work out, and neither did this. Spent an entire night on Anub until we switched tanks and then one shot it. God I hate everyone.

At this point, Meriadoc thought that no one would remember what he did to us that summer... boy was he wrong. But anyways, he came back to WoW and has the rest of the story for you, at least until he blacks out and quits again and is too embarrassed to come back to playing for 6 months.